that’s it. that’s the whole show
White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!
White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…
"So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life’s too short to be pissed off all the time. It’s just not worth it."
This made me laugh so hard!
You’re the smartest guy I ever met, and you’re too stupid to see…
- white pop singer: *sings slightly faster than usual*
- white fans: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS NEW RAP EXCELLENCE NICKI MINAJ WHO? BUSTA WHO? LMAO KANYE WEST IS GONNA BE WORKIN AT MCDONALDS PRETTY SOON
remember when quentin tarantino guest judged on american idol
- Interviewer: Did the process of working in TV change how you worked on Gone Girl?
- David Fincher: No. I don't think so. On House of Cards, we were told that we had to work fast and we couldn't shoot 20 takes. And I did it anyway. It's the only way I know how.
Jesse basically summing up the press tour and Oscars for The Social Network.
Weapons of the Kiev revolution