My girlfriend (the bitch she is) won’t let me fart in her face
What a jerk








(Source: mo-ndler)







(Source: hoodbooger)




metalphantomon:

please watch this unedited clip from the digimon movie



onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs



promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes




thefilmstage:

Watch the new trailer for Christopher Nolan's Interstellar.




(Source: romeoandjulietfan)






(Source: hiphopclassicks)



disarms:

blazin??? more like prayzin stay in church



whats-the-big-deal:

menthuthuyoupi:

what is James Franco doing

hes doing us all a favor